What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
08.06.2025 03:18
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
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What! how could you do that?
What do you mean son?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Do you know what she said mum?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
True - how I loved my mum!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”